In the late 1990s, when we were all just learning to crawl around the Internet, I got involved with an online group of Dark Shadows fans. One of our favorite discussions was to pick our dream cast for a big screen remake. I chose Tim Burton to direct, Johnny Depp to play Barnabas, Christina Ricci as Angelique, and Helen Bonham Carter as Dr. Hoffman. I'll settle for two out of three. Tim Burton's Dark Shadows arrives in theaters Friday, May 11.